Essays Are Evil!

"Essays are the source of blindness to the wonderful concept that is Story."

-Evan Morgan

"Essays kill peoples' imagination. Like killing brain cells! But WORSE!"

-Taylor Bomar

‎"Printed essays are flammable for a reason."

-Adam Bolander

"Essays are dumb and should die a thousand painful deaths."

-Ashley Procko

"Death should die and write a thousand painful essays."
-Jason Fancher

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Essays are my mortal enemies. We don't even respect each other as many adversaries do. We hate each other. I hate essays, essays hate me. That's completely okay, though, because essays don't have feelings.

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"For in Calormen, story-telling (whether the stories are true or made up) is a thing you're taught, just as English boys and girls are taught essay writing. The difference is that people want to hear the stories, whereas I never heard of anyone who wanted to read the essays."

-C.S. Lewis, The Chronicles of Narnia: The Horse and His Boy